have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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