Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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