I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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