your thong is hanging out like whoa
youre lurking in front of me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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