But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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