i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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