my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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