Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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