On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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