No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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