So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
