Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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