I want to have your abortion
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize