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It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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