i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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