your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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