You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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