She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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