i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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