Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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