Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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