chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
There's even glitter on my cock...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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