Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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