Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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