He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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