Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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