Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
