You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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