you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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