OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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