Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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