So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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