I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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