Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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