I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
