Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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