Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
