Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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