So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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