Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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