People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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