Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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