So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Where is the hickey?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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