I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Randomize
