"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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