...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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