whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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