Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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