i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
