names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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