The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I'm really into asian looking animals
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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