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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this just has baby written all over it
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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