I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Someone shit on the floor
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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